The Holy Empire of United Africca is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 330 million United Africcans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Africcan economy, worth 22.3 trillion UADS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,651 UADS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in United Africca. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Africca's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Africca is ranked 237,371^st in the world and 41^st in Byzantion for Largest Populations, with 330 million capita.